- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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