What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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