- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What are annoying? Ads.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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