- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is John Galt?

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Kys

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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