- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What is brown and sticky? A stick

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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