- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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