Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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