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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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