- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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