- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

non poop

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

scraggle is in you pillow case

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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