- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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