- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

My Nan, that is all.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Misner is a twat.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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