What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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you give like i give lomain

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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