- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Misner is a twat.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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