"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Smelly Indians.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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