- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

I'm HIV positive.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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