- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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