roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

flavin's head

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops