Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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