What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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your mum

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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miha kako si?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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