- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Heskey time.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

im gay

dat shoe shine tho

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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