Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Shltskc gw? G

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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