Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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