I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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