- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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