Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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