today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Your mom is so nice.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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