- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

the game

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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