- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Robin, get in the car, please.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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