Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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