- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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