What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

ure mama's so fat

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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