What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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dead dibbs

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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black people swimming

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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