- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How high is the sky? True or False

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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