- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

SHUT UP JP

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Allah walked into AK Bar

Terraria

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Jebron Lames.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Women's rights.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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