Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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anti jokes are really funny

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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aodhan hearty

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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