whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

The holocaust

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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