- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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