A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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hard cheese

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Your gay

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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