Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

here's a joke... the american education society

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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