- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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