I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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the NAACP

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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The Colts this year.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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YOU

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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