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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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