- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

If life gives you lemonade.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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