want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Robin, get in the car!

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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