- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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