- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

u know whats a crime? rape

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Sam Hengal.

I literally died laughing

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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