- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

star wars kid

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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