- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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