- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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