Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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