- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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