- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

a black guy walks into a black bar

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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