Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Terraria

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Your mom is so old she died

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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