How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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hi joshua

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Women's Rights

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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