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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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