- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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