- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What has two legs? Half a cat

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

No soup for you!

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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