What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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