What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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