What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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