- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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