- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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