- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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