- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

i committed murder

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