What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Your mom is so old she died

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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