"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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