What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Vote this down and get DOXED

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +26

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops