What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

How would you rule?

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

All of these jokes are about white people

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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