- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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