The Blonde walked into a wall.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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