Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the economy.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

thumb_up thumb_down +9

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

thumb_up thumb_down +9

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops