whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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