Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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can you touch your toes? no

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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