- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

I hate long jokes -_-

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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