Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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