A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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This is a joke.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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were at work systems r down

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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breasts

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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