- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

i dont care if you rate me or not

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

I will create more jobs for americans

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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