- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

charlie sheen becomes sober.

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