Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What are annoying? Ads.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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