Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Knock knock

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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