- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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