- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i committed murder

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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