What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What's half of 8? o

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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