- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Justin Bieber.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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