A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

A blind man watches TV

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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