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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

The WPGA tour

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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