A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

i committed murder

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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