Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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The WNBA

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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