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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

a man was shot.... he died

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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