What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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