Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Religion.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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