What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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