Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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