- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Maths.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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