What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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How do you end a sentence

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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