roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Anti Joke

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