A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

I love you

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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