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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

GOODBYE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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