What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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