- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

the WNBA.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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