Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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im gay

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Praise Paisley

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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