how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock knock *open*

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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