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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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