Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What would Muhammed do?

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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