- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Racial Equality

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

mitchell palmer sucks

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

^ That's not even funny ^

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

i committed murder

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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