I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Kameron Brown is gay.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

silver bullet?

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Guest what in the butt

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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