- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why didn't he finish his

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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