- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Y u do dis?

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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