What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Hail Hitler

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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