- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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