Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why didn't he finish his

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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